- Loki is an asshole
If you really want me to get into it, I could talk about Noam Chomsky, Alan Moore and the anarchist movement of current day, relating to how big figures of control ruin everything
But you don't need to know that.
Thor isn't fucking Christianpher Nolan's Batman where he's a figure of control
And Loki is not the Joker.
I don't hate Tom Hiddleston, but there is no reason to praise him for this role which he had no input in controlling and did nothing to make good.
Watch War Horse.
Watch the wonderful The Deep Blue Sea.
But don't fucking waste your time on the Marvel Universe with him as his characters are written TEAR-RI-BULL-LEE.
Back to a previous point that will NEVER EVER be brought up again, but will probably be brought up as a point my major fans as a favorite part of the film because it's a twist (but not one that makes sense, I AM GASPING FOR AIR!)
Loki is a frost giant, but Thor doesn't kill him.
Maybe, Thor doesn't kill Loki and learns to tolerate the Frost Giants.
It was probably in the script somewhere between the ten writers that worked on this film.
However, somewhere along the lines, Kenneth Branagh could've said, maybe we should tell the audience Thor had an arc, or a change of heart after realizing the brother he lived with, not knowing exactly when Thor became a Norse God?
Or you can make Thor be an anti-hero and not give a shit as if this was a New Hollywood film.
But it's NOT A NEW HOLLYWOOD FILM. IT'S A FUCKING BLOCKBUSTER! It's not the fucking Dark Knight! Have him save his fucking brother who he lived with his whole life, which includes since the beginning of time or however long it was!
So, no. Thor just fucking kills more Frost Giants and captures his brother.
Why does Thor even hate the Frost Giants considering he never fought one before in the first place?! Seriously, the war happens before Loki is given to his Asgardian parents.
What kind of peace treaty did you sign with a species that all they do is fight war?! What did this species that all they do is fight wars, not do if they couldn't fight wars?!
They did NOTHING! NOTHING for whatever millennia they were away from Earth! Why would they do that? Does that sound like the kind of species which would give up their son for a peace treaty?
Anarchists can be selfish.
Anarchists can screw stuff up.
But it looks like Loki is just fucking high, and that's his anarchist views.
Loki has an opportunity to kill Thor in the beginning by feeding him to the Frost Giants. He doesn't.
He later kills his own father, gaining no power from the Frost Giants NOR the Asgardian Gods while doing so. He then pretends to kill himself, where Thor being the dumb shit he is, forgets for whatever thousands of years he stayed on Asgard, forgot that there's either no gravity on Asgard or that Loki can fly or a power everyone fucking knows, especially Thor in Thor 2, when he observes that Loki trashes a room over his mother's death while using an illusion trick, to pretend that he died, for what purpose? To conquer Earth, for we have no reason to care what shit he wants to do that for, joining an army, he and the audience knows nothing about but joins them anyway?
So Loki does a crapload of shit, where he gains nothing, confuses the audience for the sake of confusing them, outthinking the script as if it were Tekken: Blood Vengeance without the Ho/Les Yays.
I'm out of breath. I'll continue this later.
With the Joker, he had a horribly intricate plan, where everything came together.
Loki didn't have a fucking plan. You don't need to give Disney-Marvel-JJ Abrams Star Wars $1 Billion to figure that shit out.
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