Happy 75th Anniversary: The 10 Worst Marvel Movies Made So Far

1. Howard the Duck: He wasn't witty. He wasn't well made despite being made by George Lucas. It was made in the US, whereas Star Wars had many production problems being all over the place.
2. Thor: You heard my rant.
3. Men in Black 2: I totally didn't get the ending sequence. They write off L for no reason. There's barely any extras in this obligatory sequel, making it very unexciting, when there's "chases."
4. Fantastic Four: The Rise of the Silver Surfer: It was boring. What the fuck do I give a shit about Jessica Alba getting married for?! I don't give a shit if Galactus is a cloud. They just didn't know how to make a film in general.
5. Fantastic Four (2005): It's not Jack Kirby. It's not Star Wars. It's not Spider-Man. It's boring.
6. The Amazing Spider-Man 2: It didn't make any sense.
7. Avengers: Overrated. A film that took 0 effort to make and copied Transformers 3 of all possible plots. I feel better giving poor robbers struggling to make ends meet money than this.
8. Thor: The Dark World: A very good improvement, but still has Natalie Portman in it.
9. Men in Black 3: I really liked the Flight of the Conchords guy, but honestly the TV show had a better plot than this. Josh Brolin is as awesome as always though.
10. The Amazing Spider-Man: There's a lot good with this film, like the acting. There's a lot wrong with this film. Marc Webb isn't really a sci fi type of guy. He needs more time to make the thing work.